Does this Include Sleeping on the Job?

In Colorado, it is illegal to impersonate a public servant. (Col. Stat. § 18-8-113) It is also no defense that the office does not really exist, so it is still a crime to claim to be an inspector for the "Colorado Department of Lingerie Fit Inpections" or a taker of survey questionnaire taker for the "Colorado Department of Repetitive Redundancies."